So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
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he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
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My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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