Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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