Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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