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Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
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Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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