I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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