i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
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how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
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Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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