Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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