Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
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i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
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Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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