shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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