Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
well you can't waste a boner
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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