woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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