I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Dick very happy bro
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