if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
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We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
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Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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