My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
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We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
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and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
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