I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
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