Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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