i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Randomize
