You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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