i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
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Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
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I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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