You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
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i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
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remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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