id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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