Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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