We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
True college students do jello shots in the library
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