Do you still have your period?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
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All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
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I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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