We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Four minutes until I can fart!
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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