this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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