I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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