stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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