He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Is this like a preordered booty call?
The adults are the big ones right?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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