Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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