i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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