I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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