This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
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this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
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You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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