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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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