Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
they need to just BURY HIM!
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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