he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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