I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
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just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
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I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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