Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
Randomize
