"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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