trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
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It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
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The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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