Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
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She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
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I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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