it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
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She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
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The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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