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Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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