yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
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Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
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Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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