i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
My vagina is very pro this idea
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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