the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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