she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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