my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
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I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
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This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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