My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
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I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
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I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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