I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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