Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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