used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
The adults are the big ones right?
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