there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
