I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
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i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
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I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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