Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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